Reasons to Be Ashamed (A Photo Essay)

This morning I woke up and decided to skip my

Which would have been fine except I forgot that this guy

is coming in to do interviews today.

As a result, I've decided to hide in my



To avoid running into that guy I ordered delivery of



But unfortunately, it didn't agree with me so I've spent most of the day in here



Which would have been fine except I'm wearing



so now everyone who could see my feet in there is stopping by here to ask me if I'm ok.

Awesome.