My Gift To You...

I am a kind person. Some may go so far as to say I am one of the most generous people they know. A perfect example of my generosity would be my “Nick’s Valentine” pajamas that I have been trying to give away since about this time last year. Was it my smartest purchase ever? No. Was it my most inebriated purchase ever? Undoubtedly, Yes. By purchasing these PJ’s that I thought would be “oh so cute and funny” to wear on Valentine’s Day for “Nick the Dick” which trust me, was a definite step up from “Chuck the Fuck” I was in turn buying a one way ticket for chick-flick Friday’s and being set up on some of the worst dates ever. Back to my generosity…

Nick is a common name. A few of my friends have dated people named Nick and I always get excited because finally I can give these PJ’s away. A male co-worker had a friend named Nick and as a favor to me, tried to give the PJ’s to him, to give to the girl he was dating. It must be a curse, because these PJ’s have been given away three times and the relationships have yet to last to a single Valentine’s Day. The PJ’s keep coming back to me like a damn boomerang. They have never been worn, so this year I am trying something new…If you are dating someone named Nick who is a real jerk, or have a friend named Nick who is dating a girl he can do much better than…give them these PJ’s. The relationship will be over before you know it and everything in your life will be back to normal. Ladies, you will get your life back and gentleman, you will get your drinking buddy back and free from that chick who was killing his spirit. Consider it a gift from me...