IM of the Day

(OR HOW TO DEAL WITH A LATERAL EMPLOYEE WHO THINKS THEY ARE YOUR BOSS)

july4th: well what do we do?

july4th: both of us have voiced concerns

july4th: it's either put up with it or leave

me: this is the part where one of us says "kill her"

me: she ends up dead weeks later

me: we had nothing to do with it

me: but somehow we get arrested and spend our lives in jail

me: she wins.

me: and i get raped.

me: lesbians LOVE me

me: i think it's my voice

me: and the fact I'm built like a brick shithouse

july4th: I was thinking earlier that you looked a little like a shithouse

me: you are an ass.

july4th: you are a shithouse